Welcome to Monday Morning Quarterbacks. Why should cable news, talk radio, politicians and Kelly Ripa always get to tell you how to think? We know more than them anyway, and frankly we’re not too keen on them getting to eat all the pie. We want our piece. In a world where critical thinking isn’t taught, isn’t valued and quite frankly has left the planet, enter a couple of guys who haven’t yet had our temporal lobes or prefrontal cortexes fried by smartphone radiation. Thus, we consider ourselves the most qualified human beings left to tell you how to think. From sports to politics to what to eat for lunch to life, we always get it right, mainly because we mostly speak retrospectively.

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